Hollywood, I know we’re at odds sometimes. But in the grand scheme of things you provide great entertainment and you make some people’s dreams come true. At the end of the day I love you more than I hate you. I mean that.
But for FUCK’S SAKE can we PLEASE get a new hairstyle for your women?! GOOD GOD this is out of control! EVERYONE HAS IT. EVERYONE. There’s hardly any exceptions left! Even if the character really SHOULDN’T have such a style because it makes no sense for their character, they still have it! Even if they start out with unique hairstyles in the beginning THEY ARE STILL EVENTUALLY ASSIMILATED LIKE A FUCKING HAIRSTYLE BORG
You know what this’ll end up being, right? You know how embarrassing it is to rewatch 80s movies and seeing the ridiculous styles, especially in period films where apparently people in the 1700s had 1980s hair? You know how awkward that is? YOU’RE DOING IT AGAIN. You’re giving these hairstyles to EVERYONE regardless of when the film/TV show is set, regardless of their personality or job or financial position (seriously it does not look easy to keep up with), you are giving that style to every single woman.
JUST. STOP. I miss unique hair. I miss every female character looking at least SOMEWHAT different from each other… I miss seeing three blonde characters and being able to see them from a distance and knowing who I was looking at instead of going “welp, who the fuck knows, it’s ALL THE SAME FUCKING HAIR/BODY/BUILD, I GOT NOTHIN”Bring back short hair. Bring back straight hair. Bring back natural curls. Bring back ponytails and buns. Bring back bangs. I don’t care what you bring back and to what degree, just please stop having the EXACT same style on everyone. It’s almost creepy at this point and I mean that. It’s like pod people for hair. A few of them look lovely like this, that’s fine. Keep it on them, no one’s saying the hairstyle needs to vanish completely. It’s okay so long as it isn’t EVERYONE. THAT’S just weird. Come on. I know you can do it, Hollywood. I believe in you.